Thursday, October 10, 2013

Scrawnyman!

So.... i call this Craiglist guy to come over and change pads and shoes on my brakes.  Twenty bucks an hour.  He arrives on time with a Bronco full of miscellaneous tools.  He's a scrawny 20-something with a handshake like a vice.

All i really remember is he was bended down on one knee  leaning forward with his entire torso twisted right over the raised knee and his arms swung over to the left gripping a lug wrench which he yanked and pulled in an arc to the right twisting his torso still more over his knee.

Then he stood up.

The fucker actually stood up!